I know how to port forward, but...

[nofunnystuff1]

I use http://connect.majestyc.net/ and to be absolutely certain canyouseeme.org to see whether or not my ports are properly forwarded, but they're not. I have a static ip, I entered my static IP into the router and gave it the appropriate port numbers for the correct programs. Nothing's mixed up, the router saves them, but somehow they don't work.

I'm at a loss. I have no idea how to fix this, so your help would be greatly appreciated.

(I've followed step-by-step instructions at portforward.com many times but to no avail.)

My routher is a pos FON 2200, similar to 2100. I'm also in Taiwan if that has anything to do with it...

[AboveTheLogic]

what about the machine that you're forwarding the ports to? does it have a firewall? does it have a static IP on your LAN?